Dry Food

I love dry food. I like biscuits (for ya brits), drier meats (as in cooked wrong I guess), pop tarts, and the reason for post: Austin Peanut Butter Crackers. “It makes me miss water!” the commercials say and they are telling the truth.

Back in 1932, when Thomas Paine first crossed the San Francisco river, God showed him a vision. The world would end in 3 days (or this story in 3 sentences) and you are mans only hope, not the women’s though, that was Amelia Earhart. On the first day of Christmas, Thomas had already finished the first part of his plan, two giant cheese crackers. On the second day of easter, he slathered a wholelottapeanabutta on the crackers and smushed them together. Finally, on the Dawn of the Final Day (24 Hours Remain), Thomas rode out to sea with his people, not on the cracker though, on Amelia’s plane that had a little more room for everyone and they just ate the cracker that Thomas made.

Hunter Pet Idea

I got an idea for once! Good ol’ Blizcad/Bizcard/Blissard/ should add a Puffer fish as a hunter pet! I love Puffers, they are SOOO CUTE! Ya got the Dwarf Puffer which live can kinda like in a pack (like dogs), the Figure 8 Puffer, the Porcupine Puffer (the one that most people think of), the Fahaka (the largest freshwater/brackish puffer), and this guy. They would most likely be a Ferocity pet with the Triggered Defense ability.

Seeing as we are going to go to Nazjatar in patch 8.2, it would be fitting that we got some swimmy bois as pets in general… wait. What do you mean we won’t be swimming? Well… at least I  had an idea.

Also if you want a Puffer they have to be alone, they can not be in a community tank. They will bully other fish by taking space and biting them. If they are big enough then they will just eat other fish, and that is very messy because they usually don’t swallow food whole. They bite and tear things with their beaks. To file down these beaks they will eat shellfish (crabs, crawdads/crayfish, shrimp, and clams) and also eat other fish. Don’t get one of the bigger ones if you don’t got a lot money because this live food cost a good amount and you need some freezer storage if you wan’t to get a variety for your baby.

Some Games I Am Looking Forward To

I was thinking a little bit about some of the games that I am excited about and very much so looking forward too. So now I’m gonna talk about those games and why I think they are interesting.

  • Animal Crossing: [REDACTED]ac switch
    • While we don’t know the name of this one (probably won’t beat New Leaf) it’s hard to say that us fans aren’t excited. We don’t have a trailer yet but E3 is in a couple of days (June 11-13) and Nintendo is most likely going to show it, so its safe to say that it should a space on your bingo sheet. I’m hopeful that they will add yards in and maybe let us customize villager houses, why else would they have made Happy Home Designer? HMM?!
  • Pokemon SwSh (Sword and Shield)
    • swsh
    • I love Pokemon (I write it like I say it btw, I DON’T NEED NO é!!!) and look forward to this for a variety of reasons… such as Amie/Refresh/New Name. Also maybe they will fix the Power Creep that has been going on for years. I know they won’t because Game Freak is incompetent compared to other companies and will do the same things they always do… make the same mistakes… block out the community… at least we’ll have new Rule 34.
  • Bug Fables
    • YEEEEEEES
    • Bugs are pretty cool, ehh like em little bit. Paper Mario is also pretty cool, watched the first a couple of times, played the second, in total I like it more than the regular Mario games. This is cute, has bugs, has an rpg system I really like, and you should atleast watch the trailer ’cause it looks fun and I really want it. The pre-order is $20 bucks and there is a demo.
  • Project: Stamina (not the final name, stat one will have better seo)
    • stamina
    • Project: Stamina is the game I am looking forward to the most. It’s in pre-alpha currently but there have been a couple streams showing off art, systems, and very early gameplay. I am looking forward to playing this very much. The four characters that we know of currently I love the designs of, such the rabbit robot with a giant mace – R4 (he’s kinda like a WoW warrior in that he charge and he leap).

Uhh, I don’t know what else to write but so I’m gonna try and hit 400 words which is more than I say in a day.

Is Shadowstrike/Thunderstrike that bad?

I was thinking about why this weapon was bad and at first I did not see why.

shadowstrike
It gives them the succ
thunderstrike
Chain lightning for Alliance

Like, ok Thunderstrike is better than Shadowstrike but then I looked at the other polearms. Here is the highest item level polearm.

the eye of nerub
It’s not even best in slot

As you can see, The Eye of Nerub is better in everyway. It gives a bunch of agility, a good amount of stamina, and increases the ranged weapons chances to hit (though I don’t know the math of max skilled weapons with more skill in them). I know that we will have phases and that means The Eye of Nerub would not be available until much later, so let’s see what other melee weapons are good for hunter… well a melee hunter because bows are stupid. Umm… well… I guess if we go the melee route.. you might as well just use a fishing pole (for crits) because you are gonna be useless. :c. Well, whatever. I’m excited for Classic. I’m gonna try some of the meme specs and style on people in pvp, though Smite Priest takes high priority still.

 

Wow Classic – I’ma Smiten Dwarf

EEEUgjhCK! Aaaahhh! I’m alive! Free from the cocoon of sleep and pain, though the depression is still there. Anyways, at the end of August is the release of Wow Classic and that means a whole new world of fun. I’m gonna do things like… pvp. I’m going to play a priest, but not a healing priest. I’m gonna dps, but not as shadow. I’m a priest and I WILL CLEANSE THE WORLD WITH HOLY FIRE!!! I WILL REND MY FOES SOUL ASUNDER WITH LIGHT!!! Also here’s what talents I’m taking.

Smite Priest

The rotation will probably be: Holy Fire w/ SW:P –> Mind Blast –> Smite

Mind Flay keeps Druids and other speedy bois from being pussys, Psychic Scream will let me be a pussy, and Mind Control lets me defend the keep in Alterac Vally by throwing motherfuckers of the bridge… and they hopefully go splat (I don’t know how mind control works, I’ve never played a priest before).

I will never get to raid or even do dungeons, but whatever. I can’t do them in Modern Wow anyways.

Hair dream

April 7, 2018

I had a dream were I entered a house and started exploring it. I opened the door to the basement, turned on the light, and went down the stairs. When I reached the bottom of the stairs the light turned of and two hands grabbed me. The light turned on and I saw that it was Eustace and Muriel from Courage the Cowardly Dog. They told me that the basement was cursed and if I went back up and someone saw me, I would lose all of my hair. For some reason I went back up stairs and into the kitchen. I opened the refrigerator, closed it and saw a young Asian men staring at me with a angry look. I reached up to my hair and it came of like a wig. I started crying (which is reasonable, after all it is my most valuable possession), and went to the bathroom. I opened the medicine cabinet and found hair growth formula. Dream end.